Dicksmacker

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.

Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."

dicksmack

a stupid person, or imbecile.

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.

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dicksmack

a strike with one's penis.

I'm' still sore from your dicksmacks.

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Dicksmack

n: A common name usually substituted for buddy or bud or pal.
adj: Used to describe someone running their mouth and no one really cares what they have to say.

n: "Hey dicksmack! How was the workout?"
adj: "Stop being such a dicksmack Ben, I dont want to hear about the girlfriend."

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Dicksmack

The act of smacking an individual with his or her dick

I wanna dicksmack you

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Dicksmack

Idiot that has no clue and can't get any POON

You dicksmack, so bite your pillow

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Doobie DickSmack

When a man colecocks a women in the face with a big ole donker.

John totally just Doobie Dicksmacked Rebecca.

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