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to stare at a mans penis while he is urinating, or for whatever reason has it exposed.
look at him, strait dick watching
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Describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your dick in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings
I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.
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Similar to storm alerts, this term is used when it is merley suspected that a male prospect has a large penis, more evidence would be considered a "warning". Unlike storm alerts, a warning is highly regarded as a positive finding.
Girl 1: Well, we haven't boned yet but we were grinding on the dance floor and I have to issue a Big Dick Watch!
Girl 2: That's awesome, hopefully a warning is issued by the weekend!
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a motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is a guy/woman that do these things
my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again