did a thing

When one is so basic that one cannot describe their own actions, they use this phrase and think it's cute. It is not actually cute in real life, it just pisses everyone off due to the lack of information or care to explain any detail of what occurred.

(picture of unlabeled box on counter)
"So today I did a thing..."

(Picture of dirty underwear)
"So today I did a thing..."

(Picture of toilet paper roll)
"So today I did a thing.."

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Stomach did the thing

When you feel your stomach do the “thing”,, you’re turned on

“Bro my stomach did the thing reading that”

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i did a thing

there a special place in hell for people why use this phrase

chad:i did a thing
stephanie: go2 hell chad

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i did a thing

there’s a special place in hell for people who use this phrase.

chad: hey babe i did a thing
stephanie: what was it?
chad: i fucked your sister last night
shaphanie: wdym? ur joking?
chad: well, it was anal so like that doesn’t even count
stephanie: no i asked if you were joking because i don’t have a sister. my brother just has long hair...

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I did a thing

A saying used when a person or a thing finished a certain task that can be categorized as completed.

"i did a thing"
"Cool"

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Did my thing.

What a pervert says when he gets to a point in a conversation where he thinks what he is about to describe is too much for his audience to handle.

Christopher: So I was at the laundromat with Carl and realized we were alone. So I, you know...did my thing. Then I pulled up my pants and went home.

Lisa: Wait! What the fuck does that mean?

Christopher: You know...did my thing.

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I did a thing

The caption of someones social media post representing their newly done tattoo

Random girl on instagram: "I did a thing yesterday! Looks awesome!"

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