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The type of drink people order along with extremely fattening food to justify the meal as being 'healthy'
"I would like a Big Mac, large Fries, large chocolate shake, and three chocolate cookies...Oh and a large soda, but make it Diet Soda because I'm trying to watch my weight."
A liqid substance that was created for fat Americans who kept drinking high calorie soda.
A drink that modles, actors/actresses, President Bush, and other anorexic and/or stupid people drink.
Person 1)
"Did you hear that she has started drinking Diet Soda?"
Person 2)
"So she is anorexic now?"
Person 3)
"No she has always been, but she is stupid now."
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The curious way some people will order a 2000 calorie,grease laden,artery blocking,"obesity-in-a-bag" fast food meals and order a diet soda as if they were really concerned about healthy eating and the soda will magically negate all the fat grams.
I ordered the Maple Bacon Ice Cream Sundae at Denny's along with a diet soda offset.
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Got some flat diet soda? If it contains phosphoric acid and/or citric acid, don't throw it away, put it in a spray bottle and use it as a cleaner. Do NOT use regular (sugary) soda, or you'll make a super sticky mess!
Flat diet soda cleans well, and is safe for babies and pets.
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Nuclear waste. DO NOT CONSUME. Not recommended under any conditions. Drink Sand, not sugarfree diet soda.
Sugarfree Diet Soda is actually browned toilet water mixed with horse radish.
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