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(Noun / Adjective) A woman who is just simply plain, no features of merit but not in any way ugly or repulsive either, just so ordinary as to be instantly forgotten, as soon as you look away. Very much similar to the type of biscuit also known as a digestive, from which this term originates.
Finbar: Plenty of nice women in this place...
You: No way man, they're all digestives; let's go to the titty twister...
Finbar: (points) What about her? Shes not a digestive...?
You: Come onnn man! she's the most digestive of the lot!
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A light flakey delicious Chinese cracker
Faye eats Digestive crackers after dinner.
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To access how good something is by taking time to experience it.
"I'm about to digest that new Wale album. I heard it was pretty good".
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The process in the alimentary canal by which food is broken up physically, as by the action of the teeth, and chemically, as by the action of enzymes, and converted into a substance suitable for absorption and assimilation into the body.
Bill digestion his father after becoming a cannibal.
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1. Capable to be digested
2. Capable to be understood
1. For some people, milk is not digestible.
2. That article is not quite digestible. It is a hard-chew!
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When food goes in the stomach and is broken down by stomach acid
Mr.Shiedt ate a cheeseburger and it went down the throat and into the stomach where digestion takes place. :D
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An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”