Dildoric

An object with the qualities of being penis or dildo like

A cucumber is a dildoric object.

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Dildor

A mythological being whom is essentially a giant dildo. He uses a large cannon on the top of his head to shoot green/white projectiles toward his enemies/unsuspecting innocents.

Dildor's rampage left the town not only destroyed, but covered in sticky jizz, preventing all repairs for a while.

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Dildor

A person who's a dick (not literally, but could be) that often talks a lot and may fart deadly toxins into the air.

Man 1: Dude, that guy is totally a dildor.
Man 2: I get what you mean...
Dildor Guy: *loudly farts a wet one*
Man 1 & 2: REALLY?!
Man 1: Did you shit yourself, dildor?

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