Dilligaffed

A term used to describe someone, who having left the protection of a group of their own accord, then wishes to return to the group, only to be be rejected (and ridiculed for their stupidity).

If you leave America to live in China, and then decide you don't like Chinese food, but America won't let you return to live there, you are, without doubt, a 'Dilligaf'

Bob: 'John wants to come with us to the Pub'
Bill: 'Hasn't John got a Man-Bag?'
Bob: 'Yes'
bill: 'Then he can get royally Dilligaffed!'

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Dilligaf

Do I look Like I give a fuck.

Banker 1: Anyone know why the Dollar has dropped against the Euro today?

IT Guy: Dilligaf

Banker 1: is that like a subordinated bond problem?

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Dilligaf

Dilligaf stands for
Do I look like I give a fuck?

'You ugly'
'Dilligaf'

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DILLIGAF

Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck

you hurt your leg, well DILLIGAF

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Dilligaf

dilligaf means do i look like i give a f***

girl1:omg i got a new hydroflask!!sksksk
girl2:bro dilligaf

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DILLIGAF

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

BEER COST A LOT OF MONEY........................DILLIGAF

dilligaf

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

Accronym as sung by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Australian Comic

Its stress relief made easy, its simple and it works, just say DILLIGAF next time you got to deal with dick heads wankers and jerks.

And when you go out, stick a DILLIGAF on your T Shirt or you hat and when some cunts giving you the shits, just say "Mate... Read That"

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