Diomadis

A dwarf like creature typically found in Venezuela. They have a tendency to troll about malls. They are racist towards blacks and Dominicans. Most Diomadis' are much too loud for typical outings and should be kept in cages or indoors. They are most attracted to what many might call an "Alpha". Expect them to cut you off in conversation. They will drink alcohol till pregnancy unless you have it fixed. This can prevent more of them from popping up in your back yard or in your child support payments.

Guy one: "That chick is a Diomadis, see how she just attached to that Ryne."
Guy two: At least he is an alpha, I mean see how he doesn't do shots but pulls handles.

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