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dipilitante

Dipilitante is a noun, generally a feminine term, assigned to a friend or lover who helps to remove unwanted body hair. (see 'Manscaping'; "Mow the Lawn")

(A quasi-portmanteau, dipilitante was constructed by conflating "dilettante" and "depilitant".)

Man: "I'm heading to Hawaii for a holiday, so I've been working out quite a bit so I look buff in my Speedo...."

Woman: "I think I'd better play dipilitante, in that case, and shear some of that fur off your back & shoulders!"

by Johnny Soporno February 24, 2012