directionater

Someone who claims to be a fan of One Direction however they don't like all five guys, doesn't like all their songs and buys tickets and says "I'm not really excited about this concert"

Directionater: OHMYGOSH I LOVE LEWIS AND NEIL, the rest are ugly. Oh and I don't like that song they've done, and that Liam is so uptight!

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Directionaterism

Directionaterism is a disease in which a person who is a directionater, which is a person who poses as a directioner but is actually quite the opposite, does or says things constantly that makes them sound like even more of a directionater. This is what we call Directionaterism. The only cure to directionaterism, is to stop talking about One Direction and to just go kill yourself.

Directioner: Louis actually hates it when girls throw carrots at him while he is preforming on stage.
Directionater: Wait, why do girls throw carrots at him?
Directioner: -_-
Directionater: Who the heck is Hazza?
Directioner: Oh my Atlanta...
Directionater: It says that Harry is from Holmes Chapel, so he was born in a church?
Directioner: Stop talking...you have Directionaterism

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