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When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning
Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.
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A Dirty Martie is someone who chokes other people with his penis while he suffocates in a women’s breast.
The bloke I was with last night did a Dirty Martie on me.
a cocktail requiring ice made during tailgating when bathroom facilities are limited ie. ability to wash hands
Upon returning from the porta john Marty asks "Whose ready for a Dirty Marty?"
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When you blow 10 homeless guys while wearing rainbow crocs.
I saw a guy giving a dirty marty b downtown today.
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