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The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.
Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie
6👍 1👎
Unfriending someone because they "cause unnecessary drama" and "constant chaos" even though they didn't
One of my friends didn't message me back so I'm going to pretend they were toxic and pull a dirty mattie because I can't communicate properly
10👍 17👎
When you’re banging a chick while wearing a black turtle neck
We were hooking up while he was wearing a Dirty Matty
When your girl works at subway and gives blowjobs to random dudes
Wow she really pulled a dirty matty
4👍 3👎
Where you cannot make a girl orgasm
Mate, I’m really struggling with doing a Dirty Matty
5👍 5👎
The coolest thing ever, you will always want to be a dirty matti
"I'm so jealous, my friend is a dirty matti"