(Noun) Location in South Carolina known for STDs, whores, and heroin. A vacation destination for degenerates around the east coast.
(Verb) The sexual act of cramming blow into a stripper's booty hole for the purpose of having her fart it up her nose.
I spent the week in Dirty Myrtle and received a large dirty Myrtle from a woman of the night down on Mr.Joe White ave!
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The act of putting sand in someoneβs asshole.
We were at the beach, so I gave her a Dirty Myrtle.
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A PBR with a lime. The dirty myrtle is not complete without a koozie.
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The act of getting a fidget spinner stuck in your anus.
Man! Billy did a dirty myrtle to me and now I have to have surgery.
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A lesbian sex position that involves the use of each womanβs shit as a dildo and then scissoring each other
β Hey babe, wanna Dirty Myrtle tonight?β
βWtfβ