dirty nicholas

A Dirty Nicholas is when you fuck a chick at the top of the stairs and then ride her down the stairs like a toboggan with your dick still in her. Note: the stairs must be carpeted and the carpet must be white.

I gave that bitch a dirty nicholas and now I have to pay to have her nose fixed and her carpet cleaned.

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Dirty Nicholas

A dirty Nicholas is when a guy is fucking his girlfriend and says the wrong thing

Girl friend: Oh baby, you feel sooo good, i feel like im in heaven
Boyfriend: oh yeah, now you'll get to see your mom again
Girlfriend: not another dirty Nicholas

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