Dirty Xavier

In the act of sexual intercourse, when the man doesn't have any sex toys so instead uses a brand new carrot and sticks it in her vagina or ass then eats it.
"Oh god man, me and Karen were about to do it so i did a Dirty Stephanie!"
In the act of sexual intercourse, when the man doesn't have any sex toys so instead uses a brand new carrot and sticks it in her vagina or ass then eats it.
"Oh god man, me and Karen were about to do it so i did a Dirty Xavier!"

"Oh god man, me and Karen were about to do it so i did a Dirty Xavier!"

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Dirty Xavier G

When your little brother is intensely sexualized and fantasized about being fucked and spitroasted

They wouldn’t stop with the “Dirty Xavier G” insults.

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Dirty Xavier

The act of shitting into the intake of a leaf blower and directing the spray into a large group of people like a Formula 1 driver spraying down spectators with champagne after a race. Once everyone is sufficiently covered, the whole group then engages in an orgy that may not last any less than 3 hours. Anyone attempting to exit the orgy early should be executed with extreme prejudice.

You should have been at the party last night! We did a Dirty Xavier and everything!