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to have a general character of dishonesty or some other vague suspicious nature.
That politician is "dirty as eggs."
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When you spadge on flat tits/boobies during a breakfast sex marathon.
ooooohhhhh id love to give you a dirty fried egg!!!!
When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table
Teo: I got a dirty kinder egg the other day from keira
Tyler: Yeah I saw you weak midget
The act of carefully emptying the contents of a Cadbury’s creme egg through an unnoticeable hole, filling the egg with spunk and then kindly offering it to an unsuspecting friend.
John: I’m so pissed off with Keith.
Paul: Okay.
John: He beat me 5-0 at Fifa!
Paul: Hmm.
John: But I’ll have my revenge… in the form of a dirty creme egg.
Paul: You should see a doctor.
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Eddie Hatrick coined the phrase "dirty eggs" from his infamous ball sac tricks he plays with the lovely ladies. Usually a girl who is joining his weiner cousin list.
Eddie Hatricks famous "dirty eggs" menu: all eggs are served from the top position
"DOUBLE YOLK"- putting your sac on her nose bridge and letting the "eggs" yolk into her eyes, like cracking an egg
"DIRTY DOUBLE YOLK"- Eddie's tademark. See DOUBLE YOLK just add a rim job at the same time
"EGGS BENEDICK"- performing the "double yolk" while getting your sausage sucked, a move Eddie invented but cannot do
"DEVILED EGGS"- Placing you eggs on her nose and not letting them run down. Must have a boner.
"SCRAMBLED EGGS"- smashing your "eggs" onto her forehead and rubbing them in with style
"SCRAMBLED W/CHEESE"- same as "scrambled eggs" just with very dirty balls. Usually performed after Eddie has been dancing all night, or after lifting at the gym
"EGGS OVER EASY"- blowing your load and then performing the "scrambled eggs" while rubbing in the man lotion
"INDIAN EGGS"- While getting an egg hummer, you are sitting on the girls face giving her a brown Indian spot on her forehead
"CAVE CITY EGGS"- serving any style of eggs to a dude.
"Hey man I think I'm gonna take this girl home and serve her the "dirty eggs" menu."
Guy: "Hey there, how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Girl: " I like 'em scrambled"
Guy: " How about Indian Style?"
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Crack two large eggs into someones asshole and then they shit out the dirty eggs and a fresh log into a frying pan. You then cook up the eggs preferably scrambled and have yourself a nice lunch.
Man #1: Want to go out for dinner?
Man #2: No I can't I had a huge lunch, Sheela cooked up some dirty eggs.
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The action of shoving an egg up someone’s ass, while rubbing them in yolk.
chad: yo bro! I gave my boy a “dirty egg” last night.
dave: that’s disgusting.