When you open the fridge and get a feeling you want something to be shoved up your asshole and see a cucumber. You shove the cucumber inside you intill all you can see is the tip. Then you pull it out and eat it.
Wow we forgot about dirty jory
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When you're fucking a guy and you're about to nut he shits on ur dick and after you pull out he begins suckin on ur dick to clean it up and after he's done you grab your skateboard and do a trick.
How did you get so good at skateboard tricks???
Oh, I was doing the dirty Joris with my dad last night.
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When your on a dating website called bst. It stands for big saggy titts. Girls go on here who want a boyfriend with tits bigger then there's. It's called mommy milkers. Jory yd Is in this website for mommy milkers
Dirty jory yd is sucking cucumbers
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