The act of fisting your partners ass as they do the same to you while in a circle position like that of a pretzel
Me and my girlfriend performed the dirty pretzel last night, it was amazing lad
When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.
Person one: How was your trip to New York?
Person two: I had a dirty pretzel, New York style
A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.
Me: me and the wife got freaky over the weekend.
Them: what happened?
Me: we did da dirty pretzel.