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When a heterosexual male (or vaginatarian) is dissatisfied with the overall number of sexual conquests they have achieved to date i.e a down-in-the-dumps no-pumps chump
Bill: ‘Mate, can I talk to you? My discuntent keeps deteriorating so much that I’ve booked in for a penis extension’
Ted: ‘Ha!’
Bill: ‘I’m not joking, I’ve already got the appointment booked’
Ted: ‘It’s not that, I’m just surprised you think your tiny cock is the root cause of your discuntent, when it’s actually the fact that your face looks like it caught on fire and was put out with a bike chain’
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An overly thrifty shopper; discount whore; a whiny snatch who feels they have the God-given right to cheap prices; one who never pays full price.
Rudy is such a discunt; I hate shopping with him! He could be bleeding to death and still not pay full price for bandaids.
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Dude, are you going to the whorehouse? No. I am going to the discunt to save some money.
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A discunt is when girls get into parties for free while the guys have to pay to get in.
Do you have money for the party?
No, I'm banking on a discunt.
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When a friend will NOT hook up another friend with a discount that he/she (not "he-she") gets somewhere.
That fuck hole friend of yours gave me a DISCUNT and I paid full price!
Anxiety a man has over a bitchy woman.
Whrn my hoodrat woman wouldn't answer the phone I experienced severe discuntent.
A complicated word for "Alive" from the dreemwirld dimension.
Undiscuntered is the opposite of Discuntered and means "Dead"
Let's just say we turned him from discuntered to undiscuntered