Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..
I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..
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Same a slut, but implying a chasm where endless amounts of dicks can be thrown into.
That whore Stacey is such a dick ditch.
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An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).
"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."
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A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.
David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke
When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.
"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"
The male counterpart of a mudcricket.
Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.