dkm

Acronym for "don't kill me". Often used when somebody says something that somebody else finds really funny, alluding to them 'dying' of laughter.

Sometimes used sarcastically.

Genuine:

Guy 1: "Dude my mom's so technologically impaired that if you gave her a baseball bat and told her to ruin my computer, she would beat the keyboard to death."

Guy 2: "HAHAHAHA dkm"

Sarcastic:

Guy 1: "Dude, that new technoeurosailorscenecore band from Woodbridge is the shit! They're such excellent musicians!"

Guy 2: "Yeah o.k. LOL dkm"

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“don’t know man”

hey when’s the football game “dkm” oh ok

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Don't Kill Me

Please DKM

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DKM is an acronym for Dropkick Murphys.

Dude! Did you know that DKM just released another album?

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DKM is Shite

Omg DKM released another shite addon! BAS is so much better

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Dont now me its kinda like idk just dkm

Stop talking about me because idk you and you dkm🤦🏽 ♂️

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