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Do Taxes

Canadian slang term for gay sex

Mike and Bob were excited to get home to do taxes together after a night out on the town.

by AshG2013 October 5, 2019

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doing taxes

Cover up for having sex

Parents say to children: "dont bother us we are doing taxes in our room"

by tourangh September 24, 2006

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doing the taxes

a term for having sex; can involve whip cream

Hey son we are going to be "doing the taxes."

by snodtot February 4, 2016

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doing my [taxes]

Having sex. Much more fun than actually doing one's taxes.

"Hey, what were you doing when I called you last night?"

"Oh, I was just doing my taxes."

by Joeyjoe19 July 31, 2008


do my taxes

A discreet way of asking someone to fuck you.

"Hey baby, will you do my taxes?"

by Dee's_Kitten November 27, 2017


do your taxes

the act of smoking weed

hey you wanna watch TV..or do you wanna do your taxes?

by Brian123WVU July 1, 2006

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do your taxes

the act of doing something you clearly shouldnt be doing, coined from a line from the "Chappelle Show" during the "Making The Band" skit where Ness is doing his taxes when he should obviously be listening to Diddy.

Guy 1: *opens roomates fridge* "last slice, he wont miss it"
Guy 2: *walks into kitchen* "so ur jus gonna go in my fridge and eat my last slice of pizza, you jus gonna do your taxes?"

by kill3rtofu15 January 7, 2011

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