doft

The act of forgetting your ID at home. Mainly in respect to going to 18+ or 21+ establishments.

Justin: "Dude, if you doft us again, you can sit outside the bar all night."
Jon: "baller"
Mickey: "Let's just go watch A Scanner Darkly."

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doft

The proper form of the verb "to be" in the case of Figs (i.e. the fourth person)

Corn doft that.

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dofting

The act of slapping someone's face with your penis.

Dofting: I dofted that bitch after I dropped my goo on her tits.

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doft doft goose

The metaphorical search engine to lengthening a long, hot evening of bodily fluid exchange.

Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.

Doft doft goose it is.

Yes, please.

Doft

A very large amount of human excrement.

It was then discovered after bursting into the men's toilets that Gary had laid a turd so big they called it 'doft'.

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