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dog log

dog poo!

WATCH OUT FOR THAT...
*SQUELCH*
...dog log!

by danarky June 26, 2003

46πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Dog Log

Another, rhyming term for dogpile and dog shit. This is canine fecal matter that is usually found in your front yard or on sidewalks.

I should probably stop feeding my dog so much; he's crapping out dog logs like an Uzi empties a clip. It's everywhere!

by Journey Fan February 8, 2005

38πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.

β€œMy puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”

by driftyshmifty November 17, 2018


ur dog log

After all the urs, this one is one of the most terrifying. β€œur dog log” is to only be used if there’s no more hope.

John: UR GRANNY TRANNY
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished

by Alossissea March 28, 2018

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dog-a-log

word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.

hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!

by bruce beckers February 16, 2007

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dog 'N Log

Dog it and log it is a phrase in similar vain to such phrases as "bag it and tag it" or "hump it and dump it". In this case, a guy gets a dirty dog out with a chick, typically of a drunken nature, and subsequently records the details of said dogging in a log of some kind.

Bill took a seat in front of the fireplace of his personal library. After putting his glasses on, he logged the dirty details of the previous night's debaucherous encounter.

Bro 1: Yo bro, did you get the dog out with that whore Stacy last night?
Bro 2:Yea bro, I dogged it and logged it.
Both: Dog 'N Log!

by DogMaster3000 November 24, 2011


ur dog a log

Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.

John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.

by KingKonguptheAss May 18, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž