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Dude you nasty why you looking this up?
"so i looked up Dog boner today" "dude what's wrong with you?"
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When you get an erection while playing with your dog.
"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."
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Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.
Hey Dog Boner, call me back, love ya!
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When you have a boner so big and hard that it feels like your dick is gonna run out of skin, like when the meat pops out the top of a corn dog.
Damn dude that bitch was so fine she gave me a corn dog boner, I don't think my dick will ever have a wrinkle in it again!
put your dick in a hotdog bun and make your girlfriend eat it
my girlfriend told me i made a perfect boner dog
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