Doig

The act of putting ones penis in an anus whilst the anus exretes faeces

I've got corn in my dick, from doiging my misses last night.

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doiged

To fuck up and/or complicate a simple task to the point where it can not be fixed.

Damn son, you doiged the fuck out of that generator.

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Doig

A word that has no meaning, and therefore can be used in any context/as a substitute for anything to inject humour into an otherwise tedious situation. Derived from the legendary name of a certain teacher of music... Mr. Doig, who's whereabouts to this day are unknown, but his spirit lives on in us all!

"Have a very Doig day sir."

"The good, the bad and the Doigly!"

"Dude, pass me the Doiging ketchup please."

"Doig's hut stinks of piss-flaps and cheese!"

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Doig

Doig

To be an idiot and or complete butt head

Omg tommy is such a doig

doig

The term doig came from a small town in W.A. It was originaly a cigarette but it has progressed into a word of great beauty that can be used in every day language. Evolution process:
-Go for a doig
-Doiging it up
-You're a Doig
-Doig fish salad!

"You a doig?"
"Small doig"
"Doig fish salad"
"Doig breath"
"You've got poo in your mouth"

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doig

A woman who likes really hard fast sex.

She was going like a doig last night.

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doig

Ghetto, or shitty part of town:

"Gonna go for some beers down the doig tonight"
"Lock your shit man, we're in the DOIG"
"Gonna go tag some doig biatches"
"Gotta go to the doctor, I got me a case of Doig Dong"

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