Named after Michael "Mikon" Hermans, one of Patongs most notorius hunters. After a string of knock backs and sleeping alone (sometimes in his clothes). He spent a lot of his time sitting in his hotel room masturbating, alone.
Allen : Did you pick up last night?
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.
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Staying in your hotel room all evening, whilst on a sex tourist holiday too Thailand and furiously masturbating then sleeping in your clothes.
Antony : Is he out tonight? I could do with some booze.
Allen : Nah he didn't manage too find a girl last night, not for want of trying though. He's staying in and Doing the Michael, again.
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Yeeting yourself off the stage in smash ultimate because you are too much of a pussy to deal with that b spamming ganondorf
Imma do the michael if you keep falcon punching me!
When one exposes his or herself to another person via the aid of MMS pictures.
Oh he's Doing a Michael!
That's disgusting!
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To act in a pessimistic and nihilistic manner
Ay. that girl over there is talking about how the world is going to end and how his life is hell
She must be doing a Michael
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Doing a Michael is a term best used when someone is doing something awfully daft.
1. "Oh no, please don't do a Michael again..."
2. (Guy jumps over two buildings 10 feet apart from each other) "Uh oh... Guess hes doing a Michael..."
3. (Opening the window in a car wash) "God damn it Kevin, don't do a Michael..."
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This is when an artist starts in a teen pop band and then goes solo.
Hey, I think he is going to do the george Michael?