Doink and boink

Netflix and chilling the stoner way. When you invite someone over to smoke a doink and then have pleasant high coitus (boink)
The doink and boink

“Yeah dude I was hanging with Sarah the other day, smoked and hooked up it was dope”

“She came over just for that?”

“Yeah dude forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about the doink and boink”

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Doink n boink

The act of smoking marijuana immediately before having sex, most often used in a casual setting

Guy 1: “hey, how did your tinder date go?”

Guy 2: “good, she came over for the ol doink n boink”

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)