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Dominion variable

A complex, multi-national algorithm that requantifies statistics based on the needs of the most nefariously inept.

One legged Timmy didn't have a chance in hell at being the worlds fastest man, until his SJW soccer mom petitioned the equality police. After they applied the Dominion variable, One legged Timmy IS the worlds fastest man!

by TheGman692000 January 7, 2021