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Why bother searching for this?
You have nothing to gain.
That was a pointless thing to do.
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If someone tells you to not look that up, it is called a don't look that up. You will end up looking it up anyway.
' dude I should get a circumcision' 'what is that?' 'don't look that up'
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The compulsory reaction of looking in a direction when admonished against it.
Instances of Don't Look Reflex:
e.g. #1
Jimmy: Ok, I'm taking off my towel now... nobody look!
(Billy instantly swivels his head around)
Jimmy: What the hell, Billy, You are such a fag! Why would you do that?
Billy (in horror): I.... don't know..... Am I gay?
e.g. #2
Tour guide: And now we are approaching the lion's den, where my partner Tom is attempting to feed the... oh my gosh, people, DON'T LOOK!!!!
(everyone in the tour immediately looks)
Little Girl: Daddy, why are the man's arms and legs playing hide and go seek? And why is he feeding the lion pasta off his belly?
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When you get too high and you can't remember what you were just talking about
You're sitting with your friends on the couch smoking...
"Yeah isn't that so crazy??"
"Wait what is so crazy??"
"I don't remember...."
"Well you know what they say..."
*all together* "DON'T LOOK BACK"
A situation where a penis is quickly drawn on the lower quadrant of a white board. Chalk boards cannot be used.
Josh was reading a Haiku on the white board, but as he looked down the board his eyes fell upon a dry erase marker drawn shlong.
It was too late before Brian could say "Don't Look Down".
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But Don't Look Back In Anger, I heard you say.
if you are really Insecure of what you look like then you would say this so that one person would just stop looking at you since they are a threat and make you feel bad and insecure about themselves or if that person is really creeping you out when they look at you.
Ugly girl: *stares at guy*
Guy: don't look at me!
Girl: *looks at fat or ugly guy*
Insecure guy: don't look at me!
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