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don't even

"Don't even." is one of those sayings that you use when you're just -really- not in the mood, and basically it's telling someone that. No. Not really. It's actually more like: "Fuck off plz (:" But in a more.. polite way. It also can be short for: Don't even think about it.

"Haha. You remember that one time with Zach?"
"..Don't even."

by Anna December 1, 2003

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don't even

The lack of ability to comprehend, understand, or perform a certain subject or action.

"Bro, you seem totally out of it today."
"I just don't even."

by athenswill October 14, 2014

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don't even

One may use the term don't even when they are trying to withstand some type of temptation.

"Hey you want to come back to my place? I have a hot tub"
"Don't even, (insert name here), don't even"

by AshleyP December 8, 2005

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don't even

exclamation, contraction of "don't even think about it", uttered during copulation with a frigid female that has just felt your cock brush her anus. A signal that you did not buy her enough alcohol prior to engaging in the sex act.

Oh yeah honey! How about some of this?
Don't even....!
Damn.... hey you want a break? I make a mean vodka-lemonade.

by moofmonkey December 2, 2003

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Don't Even

Short version of Don't even bother

1: Thanks
2: Don't even

by WK Coke can December 5, 2003

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I don't even..

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.

...What the fuck... I don't even...

by sir3n March 18, 2011

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Don't Even Trip

Don't Even Trip - Not concerning yourself with an issue , especially when you did everything to could to keep it real with a person.

When you come to the point when you're through putting up with someone's BS, and just telling them what's really what.

P.C. told AD, "Don't even trip about your ex, I got your back."

by Sir Rey October 16, 2007

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