dookie roll

A braided gold chain worn by rappers in the late 80's and 90's.

That muthafuckin O.G. was rockin the phat dookie roll.

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Dookie Roll

A homemade culinary treat consumed in correctional facilities, especially in the South in places like TN. This delicacy is prepared in-cell with a common plastic sandwich baggie. It most commonly consists of finely smashed up and moistened cookies, crackers, commissary candy, a little coffee, milk from the breakfast tray, some peanut butter if available, and maybe even some soggy honeybun for those inmates partial to a fluffier roll. After the roll is done it resembles is human terd and should be consumed immediately so the heat from the cooks hands adds to the experience.

Hey dude, you can have my tray tonight for a shot of coffee and your cookies or graham crackers... I’m a make a dookie roll after head count.

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japenese dookie roll

A traditional Japanese art of Dookie rolling, when the male lays a large log, the males of the village would proceed to wrap their flaccid shlongs around it representing a sushi roll.

Man I wish I could have a Japenese dookie roll.

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