doomtard

A person that is obsessed with supposed impending World doom to the point of social dysfunction, usually revolving around societal conspiracies or end-time prophecies. This type of person tends to neurotically inflict his or her doom beliefs on as much of the World as possible, typically via various channels of the Internet. Doomtards can be easily spotted in public as they are notorious for wearing blue Spandex body suits with a big red letter D on the front and a matching red cape.

"You're such a doomtard...yeah, like Obama is really the Antichrist and is going to throw us in FEMA camps using the DHS under the NDAA just to have our heads chopped off."

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Doomtarding

The act of spreading doom and reasonably retarded facts around the internets.

Michele Bachman spends so much time doomtarding that she forgets her weekly botox injections.

Doomtard

Someone who defends and white-knights the mexican lolcow Doomentio, usually a supporter of him

Doomentio is white!!!
Ya te vi Doomtard

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