doorslexia

Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
Silly close-minded door.

Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.

Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.

“I can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. We clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”