a tall, skinny, tan man who has the dick supreme. pleasures girls like theres no tomorrow, and love coors light.
"Dude lets go to a part and get our Jon Doucet on!"
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1) When you take an early morning mini-dump.
2) Also, apparently, an American Football player.
1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.
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Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette
1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.
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Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette
1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.
I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
Probably about the most badass dude on the planet. Founder of the "Iron Will" campaign, a campaign that raises Money/Awareniss for Illniss. Hes a multiple Iron Man Triathloninst and Is in top physical condition. He is also a beloved teacher at Riverview Middle School (If you've seen the photos, yes /hogwarts/ and that was His idea too). Hes an inspiration to us all, and sorry ladies hes taken ;) Hes a fantasic guy and one of the best teachers I've ever had. Thats for being so awesome Mr.D
-An Ex-Student
"Yo, you Remember Armand Doucet, our grade 6 science teacher?"
"Hells yeah, how could I forget!?"