Douchekopoulos

Douche of Greek origin. Signs include a slicked back mullet type hair, gold chains, a constipated face and chest hair combed out. They generally can be found owning a breakfast diner that has "Athenian Chicken" on an otherwise generically American menu.

Yanni was a true Douchekopoulos because there were daily complaints from customers about chest hair in their feta omelet.