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When someone older acts like a douchebag, often because it is in their nature, they are entering a new phase of adulthood, or just because they have personal problems.
"What the FUCK. We leave for the CAHSEE examination, and i find out that the two days we were gone, Mr. Shapiro left EXTRA homework because he hates us sophomores."
"Dude, fuck him. He has a serious case of doucheritis"
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When calling someone a douche or even a douche bag won't suffice. A doucher is a further insult since that person is not simply the douche or the douche bag but the one who douches.
Yeah, that guy's a total doucher.
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one who practices duchebaggery
doucher: see also Ryan Seacrest
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A person who is acting like a douche bag; a person who is intentionally mean for no legitimate reason
as quoted from the movie Step Brothers:
Brennen Huff (to Dale Dobeck): I've been living in this house for two weeks now thinkin that i have a big doucher for a step brother, but as it turns out, you're not a doucher!
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A person with an extreme lack of sophistication, basic decency and common sense.
Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.
Common Doucher Symptoms:
1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated
Doucher: "Im so baked man, can I have some of your slurpee?
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"
Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"
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One of those vape things faggots puff on
This coomer was puffing on his doucher so I rocked his faggot ass
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