a boss who thinks he's pretty legit, but really isn't.
new co-worker: Man, that guy seems great to work for the way he looks like Johnny Depp and wears sleeveless t-shirts.
worker: No way. He yells a lot and makes us cry.
new co-worker: Thanks for the heads up. What a Douchiano.
Someone who intermittently loves his football team and hates his football team.
Tony: Oh my God, did you see that touchdown. We are the best team in the league.
Tony: Holy shit, did you see that fumble. We are the worst team in the league.
Henry: What a Douchiano.
A person who is a douche on such a degree that his last name goes hand in hand with the word douche
God that kid sucks so much no wonder we call him douchiano