dougism

a religion of the penis doug. he is long and fran worships him.

my religions is dougism.

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Dougism

The incorrect wording of a cliche or saying

This dickhead i was talking to said "mate, the pressure got to me, i was like a rabbit in the headlines." Dropped an absolute Dougism the fucking divvy.

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Dougism

A religion for following our personal lord and savior, Doug the Pufferfish who will reign supreme against all creatures of the multiverse.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of the new thing called "Dougism"?
Person 2: No, what is that? It sounds cool.
Person 1: Oh, it is just the coolest, hippest. awesomest thing in the world.
Person 2: Oh, okay.
Person 1 and Person 2: ALL HAIL DOUG THE PUFFERFISH. HE IS SUPREME. HE RULES US ALL.

Person 1: Fun fact of the day: Doug the Pufferfish is the number #1 lover of mustard!