Downspeak

The mutilation of the English language reminiscent of "lolcats", mostly exercising the reversal of plural and singular verbs, spelling basic words in a phonetic fashion, and generally speaking like an ESL student. Used in a fashion mostly by girls in order to sound "cute".

Girl - "u be sooo hottz. i is so gladz u fines me on hotornotzz. we gonna has funzz. i is cold nao. cum cuddel."

Boy (to self) - Ya know, I could have dealt with it up to the "cold nao" part. Fuckin' Downspeak.

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