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When waking up with morning glory and going for a piss. And the piss goes all over the place except in the bowl.
"fuck man, who pissed all over the seat?"
"ah that was me, not my fault tho. dragon dick."
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When you set your dick on fire and stick it in her ass
mike walked up to Tracey and asked "you wanna try some dragon dick"
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A big fat cock that has the ability to eat people.
Andrew's dragon dick ate that pussy.
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1) A penis that breathes fire or throws flames from its hole
2) When a human being has an actual dragon for a cock. Piss is shot out of the dragon's mouth.
3) The cock of a dragon.
Vladimir: Hey Geoff, check out my cock, its doing some weird shit.
Geoff: Holy shit bro, that thing has red flames coming out of it. You've got a dragon dick.
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"I'm so embarassed to change in the lockerroom after Yoga since i have this gross, scaley dragon dick hanging off the front of me"
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A dick that that is generally good enough to attract women yet. Sadly the stinging when he pees means women arent the only thing its attracted. He has an std...
Her:i think i gave you dragon dick ... you might wanna get tested
Him:what...
Her:i had an std and we had sex go get tested
Him: whats your name again?! I got the test. And thanks for the std. You should of told me before we did this ...
Her:well i didnt know sorry dude but hope your dragon dick gets better!
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A thot on sterroids who viciously searches for dick to be inserted in any hole necessary. Her main priority is to get the D while remaining ratchet as shit. Dick Dragons can be found at local bars, dives, EDM concerts, corporate events, charity events, college parties, dorm rooms and any place that is associate with drugs or alcohol.
Yo J-Bone, you tryin to slay some dick dragons tonight?!
Miley Cyrus is definitely a dick dragon just look at how she acts!
The act of waving your hands in the air like your flapping your wings, yelling meaningless words, and banging hard at the same time.
I was giving my girl the Ukranian Dick Dragon last night, the people next door could hear it.
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