Drapist

One who acquires drapes that do not wish to be aquired.

I hope that drapist never sees the light of day again.

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Drapist

The forcible act of putting up curtains (or other window dressings) on a window. Generally this is without the windows consent, but there are some subcultures within the BDSM community who have a safe zone for this activity.

"Did you see what happened to Marsha's house last night?"

"Yeah, that's the third one this week, I hope they catch this drapist."

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drapist

n. A person who enjoys masturbating to overexposed images of window drapes. The images may have been taken without the consent of the drapes.

Person 1: "The other day I was masturbating photos of windows in this abandoned house..."

Person 2: "Wait, What? Were you talking to me?"

Person 1: "Yes, I was. Pay attention, mortal. I said: The other day I was masturbating photos of windows in this abandoned house. "

Person 2: "..."

Person 2: "...Why?"

Person 1: "I am a drapist, so this is typical behavior for me"

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