dreadbear

A humanoid resembling an offspring created by Predator and a red headed Jamaican who struggles to communicate or survive in a social setting during the winter months, resorting to hibernation.

Approach with caution as a Dreadbear is prone to bouts of extreme Tourette's, most commonly themed towards bodily exceptions on your mums chest or carrying out unspeakable things to your female siblings.

OMG, I met the Dreadbear last night. My mum and sister are now in therapy