Dripaphobia

Dripaphobia is the fear of lacking or someone else lacking the ability to drip. This fear is also triggered when someone's outfit is mid.

Person A: Hey look, Jaquavius has no respectable clothing on!
Person B: Ah shit, it's triggering my Dripaphobia! His fit is so mid!
Jaquavius: Zamn dude, I just can't be dripping today boys.
Person B: Honestly man, that's kinda mid, how do you get any bitches?