Droof

A word native to Cumbernauld, Scotland which describes any non alchoholic drink. It takes other forms for other meanings like "Droofed" meaning to be thirsty or "Undroofed" meaning that you are deprived of a drink.

Mike: I'll give you a droof if you eat that shit"
john: *eats the shit*
Mike: "Well done, you've earned that Tizer!

I am severely droofed

That is one poor attempt, and so you will now be undroofed

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Droof

A person who is both a drunk, and a goof.

"LOOK! There's the droof"

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Droof

When you make some give off a sudden retarded sounding noise after an odd act and/or statement from you

My English teacher made the funniest droof after she saw my focus paper

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Droof

Dry mouth, usually experienced whiled nutted on drugs, And nobody wants dry mouth cause it’s just like aids, And nobody want to be HIV+

William and Peter were nutted on drugs and had a sever case of droof

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Droofing

When a dog is asleep and dreaming and barks/woofs in their sleep

aww look at Sadie! she is Droofing in her sleep

droof

1. (verb) To royally fuck something up.
2. (noun) An irredeemable moron.
3. (infinitive verb) (to droof) To boof a substance, but during the act the substance and the latent feces in the rectum combine and together dribble out of the rectum.

1. "Sorry everyone, I really droofed that."
2. "Don't be such a droof, kid."
3. "The party took a wild turn when a few of the cooler kids dropped their pants and began boofing a keg. I'll never forget Dan's look of horror when he noticed that Trevor was droofing all over the chair."

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droofing

The act of trespassing by climbing a wall onto the roof of a privately owned building while intoxicated or in possession of alcohol after playing 2 hours of Texas Hold Em.

Did you hear about those 5 kids who got caught droofing at Grover?
Yeah man, shit was so cash.

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