drug dick

the useless shriveled up worm - unable to urinate or get hard - that hangs between a human males legs after the consumption of copious ammounts of ecstasy

I got the hottest fuckin girl in the club home and into bed but i had fuckin drug dick.

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drug dick

A first time drug user, who then tells their friends that they're cool because they do drugs. Drug dicks usually take simple pills. If they take drugs again they are no longer drug dicks.

Drug dick: Hey guys! I started taking drugs last night. Isn't that cool?!

Friend (whispers): Ha, what a drug dick.

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dick drugs

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.

{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!