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An electronic musical instrument designed with the explicit purpose of putting the likes of Ringo Starr and Phil Collins out of work.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they have a drum machine for that now.
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An electronic device designed to sequence sounds (kick drum, snare, etc.) to a pattern. Drum machines commonly have only 4 measures (with 4 beats). Drum machines are most commonly used by hip-hop and techno producers.
I just sequenced a kick drum on the first beat of each measure and a snare drum to the last two beats of the measure on my drum machine.
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A nickname given to any Dutch drummer that plays metal.
Michael from God Dethroned is such a Dutch drum machine!
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2 in the pink, 2 in the stink and 1 to keep the beat.
I tried the shocker after I gave her a french horn but what really kicked up the tempo was the five finger drum machine.
When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part
Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one