Duck You

When autocorrect decides to take all the sting out of your text and turn it into an utter embarrassment

Danny: Well duck you man
Danny: *rereads text*
Danny: *dies of shame*

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Duck you

When autocorrect decides to mess with you so it changes fuck to duck

"Duck you autocorrect"

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Duck you

When your phone autocorrects “fuck you” to “duck you”

A: WELL DUCK YOU!
B: What
A: fUCK AUTOCORRECT!

duck you?

duck = fuck
you = you, u
? = ?
duck + you + ? = fuck you

duck you, man!1

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duck you up

When someone admits they are a retard to someone.

rahel: man tommorow ima duck you up so bad
alex: nah its okay your just as good as me
rahel: thanks man, i still think im retarded
alex: well maybe a bit

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Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch

To Want To Fuck, But Not Fuck A Random Stranger. ;)

"Go Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"

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Duck if you Buck Boy

Move out of the way bitch.

I am about to knock your ass out, is similar to "Duck if you buck boy"

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