Dudsbury Divet

The Dudsbury Devot is a sexual manoeuvre often achieved in hotel rooms on a golfing trip. The man who founded this manoeuvre is Jamie, where his partner Cuckoise was bent over in doggy style position. Jamie took his 9 iron and got so steep on Cuckoise’s arse that she fired her dirty ronnie all over the hotel room, covering the club face in shite. That right there is the Dudsbury divet.

Hotel Maid: Oh my god! What is all that ronnie doing up the walls and on the ceiling? And why is there a Callaway Apex MB 9 iron covered in shit?
Coworker: It’s a dudsbury divet! Dirty bastard must have got so steep on that gyatt that shit flung out his bird!