Dullcandy

Is a direct reference to Faux DJ's that have a net worth of over $100k a year salary and use completely worthless headphones for the given situation.

Example #1: Using earbuds while a 2000 watt monitor is 5 feet from your head.
Example #2: Wearing on the ear, DJ "style" headphones, that are awful for DJing and are endorsed by a real gangster.
Example #3: Headphones that have zero insulation and hurt your head after prolonged use - 10 minutes or more.
Example #4: Custom sparkly glitter engineered headphones... that also light up.

Jim: Dude, DJ Harry Pits Son, has some of the sweetest headphones ever. They were diamond encrusted with glitter engineering bro, GLITTER ENGINEERING!!!
Bob: WTF? What kind of Festy you at man?
Jim: The one with all the super sweet DJ's remember?
Bob: You mean Faux DJ's?
Jim: Their not all Faux DJ's, they can't be, right? This is just a huge disappointment.
Bob: Exactly why I didn't want to go. Wearing Dullcandy's don't make you a better DJ. Being a good DJ makes you a good DJ.But don't worry Jim, they aren't all like this. Keep that head up, there is a light on the other side of the sparkly Dullcandy headphones.